a philandering midget with asthma.
My plans for the evening currently revolve around this.
'Trapped in the Closet'
(HIPHOPERA) The Brown Derby crew—infamous for their fast-and-loose staged readings of everything from Showgirls to The Exorcist—take on R. Kelly's epic tangle of sex, cops, sex, midgets, cheating, sex, and sex . They will perform all 12 released episodes of Trapped in the Closet, plus what they claim to be the as-yet-unreleased 13th episode. Featuring Ian Bell, Imogen Love, Nick Garrison, Sarah Rudinoff, Cory Nealy, Kirk Anderson and Evan Mosher of "Awesome," and others. (Re-bar, 1114 Howell St, 233-9873. 8 pm, $10, 21+.)
I'm kind of expecting it to be craptacular, but if it holds 1/10th of the WTF that the original held I'll be happy.

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That is just beautiful. Somewhat on the same note... Master P of UNGGGGGH fame put out a movie a while back called I'm Bout It. It has an IMDB rating of 4.1/10! Which is generous. So bad it's good.
My favourite part is when Silk The Shocker is accused of stealing a chicken wing!